"He tells me I can't ask the teachers to do anything else. He protects you and totally values what you do.  It's like God.  Then Teachers.  Seriously."

Dear Hard Alcohol,

Sometimes I wish it were the '50s and '60s and you should sit in a flask in my desk drawer.  Or in a carafe on my counter.  I feel like some days would be less stressful....

Reminiscently,
Dmployee

PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES are BACK!!!! :-)

Dear English Accent,

I'd like to steal you for the day.  I'd get more done.

Thanks.

It's a blare the radio kind of day!

Mid-afternoon coffee on a rainy day  :-)

@ Fix-It Man:  Words do not describe how much I love you right now.  I am so not handy.

@80 degree weather:  Thank you!  Missed you!  100+ was just too much. 

@ people in pj pants in the real world:  they're called clothes.  Wear them.  PJs are for sleeping.

@ Chicago Diner:  It looks like a reuben, and it tastes like a reuben, but it is so a vegan reuben.  LOVE!

@ my car keys:  Hit the panic button next time you find yourself about to be locked in the car!

A 3 hour car ride with no music.  Because you actually want to talk to one another

Yeah! by Usher was on the radio. LOVE that song....but is it terrible that all I can think of when I hear that song now is, "Q-tip. Throw it away.".....

@ man who left the Texas Hold 'Em table:  When people at the table are on a winning streak, Hold it.  The bathroom will still be there.  Don't ruin the odds for everyone else by leaving for 5 minutes.  I promise, the rest of us are not super thrilled.

Nights when dinner consists simply of popcorn....

@ Madonna:  at 50, I want to move like you did Superbowl Sunday

Going to the gym on a snow day.

We played basketball on the driveway one day and then made snowmen the next.  ....because that's normal for winter....

"Can you make the Triangle face?"
"What the hell is the Triangle face?"
"It's when you purse your lips."
"....really?  That's that triangle face?..... Lame."

It's 50 degrees in Jan.  Normally it's -5.  This is awesome.

When you think about me and my life, does the idea make you laugh?
Uh....?
My friend called me and said, "I was having a bad day and thought about how crazy you are and suddenly busted out laughing senselessly."