Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

When asked the serious question of "What is love?" the correct response is: "Baby don't hurt me"

Friday, November 25, 2011

@ Derby Pie:  You know, you taste an awful lot like a chocolate chip cookie.......

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

@Black Friday, Would starting at a decent hour, say 9am, really be so horrible?  What is this 3am bullshit?!  I'm angry that I got up at 3am, and I don't spend as much money when I'm angry....

.....I feel like you should seriously reconsider.
The miracle that is a Brazilian steakhouse

Monday, November 21, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Realizing that "Now That's What I Call Music" is on #40 when you still remember when it was on #1

Thursday, November 3, 2011

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