When you smile because you made someone else smile by noticing his/her tan or haircut or weight loss or new pair of shoes.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Belly flops are the universe's way of bitch slapping you for being an idiot
When you find yourself saying, "Okay, let's see if I can find my way to work tomorrow in one try," moving proved more challenging than you initially imagined.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
@ Scrubby Bubbles: When you run out of fluid after 8 circular spray cycles, you are no longer wonderful. From now on, I will buy you in a spray can.
People will figure out a way to be broke, but they refuse to be broke and ugly. I may have run out of milk before, but I've never run out of mascara.
Monday, July 25, 2011
@ Caribou Coffee...."What is one thing you are grateful 4?"
Look carefully at the circled word in the middle, in case you still don't see it.
